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'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Westminster Across the Thames

'Greenwich in the Season'

Anticipating Opening Day!

Old Father Thames

'You lifted your head.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I admire your floatibility.'

A little something aside for a rainy day

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Leak in the fish tank.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Fishing direction sign.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Used to it.