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"Mum. Can I have my rubber duck and my scale model of York please?"

A little something aside for a rainy day

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Leak in the fish tank.

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

'Greenwich in the Season'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Welcome to Scotland...

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Used to it.

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Teach Love

Leaky Weather Magazine.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Climate Change Contingency House

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"