Flood Lover Gifts

"Mum. Can I have my rubber duck and my scale model of York please?"

A little something aside for a rainy day

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Leak in the fish tank.

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

'Greenwich in the Season'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

Welcome to Scotland...

Used to it.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Leaky Weather Magazine.

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Teach Love

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

Climate Change Contingency House