Flood Fun Lover Gifts

'Don't call a plumber just yet. It's been a long winter and I'd like to get a little diving in.'

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Candid Camera store.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Karataoke

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Peel poker.

Cats at private view

Leak in the fish tank.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Ice Cream Tower.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'Here comes our order.'