Flood Fun Lover Mugs

'Don't call a plumber just yet. It's been a long winter and I'd like to get a little diving in.'

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Candid Camera store.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Leak in the fish tank.

Cats at private view

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Ice Cream Tower.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Here comes our order.'