Flood Humor Enthusiast Mugs

Pet Shop Aquarium.

"...and bring your swimming trunks as well as your tools."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Shark food pyramid.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

High tide.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

Whale Pattern Balding

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

"Excuse me....water!!"

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"Wow, that was some fart!"

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'