Flood Survivor Humorist Mugs

'I think he's saying we've flooded the engine.'

Climate Change Winner

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Shark Chum

High tide.

Fish Farm.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'I'm a Pisces.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'You called a plumber!'

"Excuse me....water!!"

Luck

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish