Tsunami Survivor Humorist Mugs

Beach front property for sale has a lifeboat.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

High tide.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'You called a plumber!'

Luck

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.