Tsunami Survivor Humorist Prints

Beach front property for sale has a lifeboat.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Suez Canal Curse

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

High tide.

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Fish Farm.

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'You called a plumber!'

Luck

Oddly familiar formation.