Shipwreck Survivor Humorist Prints

A fiver? What did you do with the tenner I gave you yesterday?

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

Many clowns in rowboat

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"Over there - an island!"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"I just feel like a cliche."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

External Revenue Service

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."

Fisherman catches a mine.

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

'Help.'

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!