Shipwreck Survivor Humorist Mugs

A fiver? What did you do with the tenner I gave you yesterday?

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"I just feel like a cliche."

"Over there - an island!"

Many clowns in rowboat

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

External Revenue Service

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

Bl**dy climate change...

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."

'Help.'

Fisherman catches a mine.