Flood Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Pet Shop Aquarium.

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

"...and bring your swimming trunks as well as your tools."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Krill, baby, krill."

Shark food pyramid.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

High tide.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

Whale Pattern Balding

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

"Wow, that was some fart!"

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

"Excuse me....water!!"