Flood Jokesters Pillows

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

High tide.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

"You know a lot about global warming. When will we be able to swim up central park west?"

"Do I know every strand back there? Nahhh! What's the worst that could happen?"

Hey guys, where's the exit?

"So kind of him to let us have the guest ark all to ourselves."

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

'Are you kidding, I used to get high with Smokey all the time.'

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

Climate Change Winner

Shark Attacks

'I hate the monsoon season!'

Excess Baggage: Cruise passengers can come up with some pretty amazing questions.

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

'Hold it, there! Prepare to be boarded.'

'I'm not sure that's a keeper.'

'Ummm... you do know that camo doesn't actually make you invisible, right Larry?'

Fishing from a Fish