Flood Comedy Lover Gifts

"Either the house was built on a flood plain..."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Captain steering house through flood.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

High tide.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

Hmmm

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

"You know a lot about global warming. When will we be able to swim up central park west?"

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

"...and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day."

High Load

Bowling ball coconuts

So... Another late night at the office, Huh? I read your Facebook Status... Who's Ariel? I deserve the truth, Arthur.

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

'Frankly, you look more dumb than cool, and you can't even light the darn thing!'

"It's not polite to point."

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

Climate Change Winner

'I hate the monsoon season!'

'Don't call a plumber just yet. It's been a long winter and I'd like to get a little diving in.'

"The doctor says I suffer from water retention"

"Mum. Can I have my rubber duck and my scale model of York please?"

Letters arrive during flood.

"I still say climate change is a hoax."

"Oh boy, if the kitchen keeps on flooding, we might be able to escape!"

Warning - Earthquake coming!

'I want to be totally up front with you folks. There is a slight water problem in the basement.'