Flood Humorist Gifts

"You know a lot about global warming. When will we be able to swim up central park west?"

High tide.

'I hate the monsoon season!'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Hydration

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Many clowns in rowboat

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I'm a Pisces.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Acme Coffee Co.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"OK, now here comes the lava."