Fish Out Of Water Humorist Gifts

Evolution wifi

reincarnated worm...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Turtle Hat

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

I knew our son was meant to go places.

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

High tide.

Fish Farm.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Acme Coffee Co.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Small Clams Court

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

I think the dolphins are my favorite football team! I'll explain football to you. First, don't worry about the word "tackle" -- It has nothing to do with fishing equipment. And "The Big Tuna" isn't like us -- It's a nickname for Coach Bill Parcels. Touchdown! And 80-yard pass play! I'm confused. It made no sense when they said the quarterback was "going deep."

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

Oddly familiar formation.

Fisherman catches a mine.

A fish wearing scuba gear.

'Sperm Donor Whale.'