Fish Comedian Gifts

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

reincarnated worm...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Is really wet, here!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Traveller's Luggage.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

Fisherman.

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"Just the bait, please."

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

Emergency Sails.

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

Happy Brexiters

Seafood Chum

The Submarine and the Fisherman

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Walking the goldfish