Comedy Fish Gifts

"Is really wet, here!"

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fly fishing.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'Steroids.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Fish Workout

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

Fisherman.

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

"Just the bait, please."

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Fire Exit

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Fish with Human Trophy

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

'...a little higher and to the right.'

The Submarine and the Fisherman

"Leave the shaker."

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

Fishing from a Fish

"It's hard to breath wearing a mask."

'Yes,my last name is bass,and no my first name is not bigmouth.'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

'This aquarium has sections for salt water, fresh water and carbonated bottled water.'