Comedy Fish Gifts

"Is really wet, here!"

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fly fishing.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'Steroids.'

Fish Workout

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Fisherman.

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

"Just the bait, please."

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Fire Exit

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Fish with Human Trophy

'...a little higher and to the right.'

The Submarine and the Fisherman

"Leave the shaker."

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

Fishing from a Fish

"It's hard to breath wearing a mask."

'Yes,my last name is bass,and no my first name is not bigmouth.'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

'This aquarium has sections for salt water, fresh water and carbonated bottled water.'

"I don't know. I guess you mount it on the back of your car."