Fish Comedian Mugs

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

reincarnated worm...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Is really wet, here!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

Fish bait and jail bait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

Fisherman.

"Just the bait, please."

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

Happy Brexiters

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Spawning in Seedy Waters.

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Seafood Chum

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

Emergency Sails.

Walking the goldfish

The Submarine and the Fisherman