Flood Humorist Prints

"You know a lot about global warming. When will we be able to swim up central park west?"

'I want to be totally up front with you folks. There is a slight water problem in the basement.'

High tide.

'I hate the monsoon season!'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Hydration

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Another hot flash?

Suez Canal Curse

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Many clowns in rowboat

A Classic Goldfish Game.

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Acme Coffee Co.

'I'm a Pisces.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'