Water Humorist Prints

"Excuse me....water!!"

A TV with a tap has a person drowning on the screen.

'Synchronised swimming,'

Running Water

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Dog wearing a cone

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Hydration

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

High tide.

Fish Farm.

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I'm a Pisces.'

Many clowns in rowboat

Acme Coffee Co.

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'