Water Humorist Prints

"Excuse me....water!!"

A TV with a tap has a person drowning on the screen.

'Synchronised swimming,'

Running Water

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Dog wearing a cone

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Hydration

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

High tide.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Acme Coffee Co.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Many clowns in rowboat