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"Go ahead. . . take your best shot, loser. . .!"

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Wrong leadership.

"I can see our house from here."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Save the river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"I'm addicted to water."

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Ski Surfing