Flood Warrior Pillows

"Go ahead. . . take your best shot, loser. . .!"

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Save the river.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"I'm addicted to water."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Ski Surfing

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'