River Traveler Gifts

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Greenwich in the Season'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Fishing direction sign.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

A white collar cow.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Dam it all

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Busking during a pandemic

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."