Rv Traveler Gifts

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Whale Watching.

Caliban Park

Zombie standup

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Mac OS 20

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Off to see the world

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

A white collar cow.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"