River Enthusiast Gifts

The Foul State of the River Thames

'That guy thinks like a fish.'

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

River Anxiety

Salmon with a gas mask.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"No matter, Huck. The Mighty Mississip will provide."

Bring your own inflatable.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Fly Fishing

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Man fishing with large bait

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Greenwich in the Season'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Raining

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing direction sign.

Lifesaver!

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

Listening to Coldplay.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'