River Enthusiast Gifts

The Foul State of the River Thames

'That guy thinks like a fish.'

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

River Anxiety

Salmon with a gas mask.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"No matter, Huck. The Mighty Mississip will provide."

Bring your own inflatable.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Man fishing with large bait

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Loud mouth bass.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Raining

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Lifesaver!

Fishing direction sign.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'