River Race Aficionado Gifts

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

A day at the races

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Greenwich in the Season'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

The bridge of arts.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'I win!'

Snow Bridge.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Salmon with a gas mask.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

Tower Bridge

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Race Horses See Big People.

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

Hurdles with Steps

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'Ha! Fake out!'

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

Anticipating Opening Day!