Boat Race Lover Gifts

Few moments in sailing compare in majesty to the Shriners Sunset Regatta

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

Piracy on a boating lake

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Watching Sea Life.

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"They migrate here each summer."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Here's the junk mail.'

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'