Boat Racing Gifts

Becalmed yachts

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

The Universities Boat-Race

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I need to tinkle."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Ancient Racing

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"The hyenas started it."

Go! Means NOW!

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Build a Raft

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

"Do you mind?"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

A vampire in a canoe.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Fish hunting for men.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Fishing with God

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.