Boating Gifts

A vampire in a canoe.

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

Lifeboats

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

"Fascinating, aren't they?"

Pedalo Racer

Ships about to hit the fan....

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

"You guys would not believe the crazy shit down there!"

'Who's the new guy?'

My First Boat

"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

Father Christmas's Alternative Sleigh.

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

'In retrospect, maybe we should have spent a little more on R&D.'

'I said I like a good sale.'

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

"Oh, look, everyone. Dolphins."

"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."

'I need to arrange for some bridge financing.'

"So we're agreed-whoever picks the short straw has to cold-call potential donors and try to raise enough money for some food."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

Computerising the galley - 'Productivity is up, but I miss my whip.'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."

'I thought buying the boat would make him more optimistic about the future but apparently not...'

One bucket in, one bucket out.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'Captain! - Captain! Trouble at the pointy bit!'

'What'

'I don't see how sending out flares is going to save us.'