Sailing And Boating Gifts

'They're like saltines - leave 'em in the water too long, they get mushy.'

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Piracy on a boating lake

"Do you mind?"

Bermuda Triangles

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"The hyenas started it."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Build a Raft

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Mind the whale, dear."

A vampire in a canoe.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Sailor in Car.