Boats Gifts

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Car Ferry in the Bath

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Hey! Get a load of the acoustics."

"I've been sentenced to christen a ship."

'We've had so many funerals - we've run out of ships.'

Fishing.

'Could you give us a push?'

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

"Seriously, only when it's sinking? Surely, being seasick should be a valid reason to leave a boat..."

"There's a rubber dinghy in front! Probably full of German economic refugees again..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Captain in a storm

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Build a Raft

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

A vampire in a canoe.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Fish hunting for men.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Boat wedding.

Fishing with God

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."