Boater Gifts

Man raised flag of drowning women.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Man drops book about 'Boat Safety' on foot

'My nine life preservers are suffocating me.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Well, if you didn't yell, and I didn't yell, then who the heck keeps yelling?"

"I thought boating would help me relax."

"Oh my God! We're taking on water, the radio's dead and we need help. Break out the flares!"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

'Don't worry. Sponges are standard equipment to soak up tiny puddles.'

Howard's flies make their break.

Emergency Sails.

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

The View from the Yacht

'Good boy!'

Scraps From A Higland Sketch Book.

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Ahoy!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Are we there yet?'

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Build a Raft

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."