Boats Pillows

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

Liverpool - European Capital of Culture, 2008 (Gondola/Ferry).

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Car Ferry in the Bath

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Hey! Get a load of the acoustics."

Funnel of Love.

"I've been sentenced to christen a ship."

'We've had so many funerals - we've run out of ships.'

Fishing.

'Could you give us a push?'

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

"Seriously, only when it's sinking? Surely, being seasick should be a valid reason to leave a boat..."

"There's a rubber dinghy in front! Probably full of German economic refugees again..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Captain in a storm

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Are we there yet?'

"The hyenas started it."

"Do you mind?"

Build a Raft

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

A vampire in a canoe.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."