Sailing And Boating T-Shirts

'They're like saltines - leave 'em in the water too long, they get mushy.'

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Captain in a storm

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Build a Raft

The Dubloon Stops Here

Bermuda Triangles

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piracy on a boating lake

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

A vampire in a canoe.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."