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A vampire in a canoe.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

Lifeboats

"Fascinating, aren't they?"

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Ships about to hit the fan....

Pedalo Racer

"You guys would not believe the crazy shit down there!"

'Who's the new guy?'

My First Boat

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."

Father Christmas's Alternative Sleigh.

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

'I said I like a good sale.'

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'In retrospect, maybe we should have spent a little more on R&D.'

"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."

'I need to arrange for some bridge financing.'

"So we're agreed-whoever picks the short straw has to cold-call potential donors and try to raise enough money for some food."

"Oh, look, everyone. Dolphins."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

Computerising the galley - 'Productivity is up, but I miss my whip.'

One bucket in, one bucket out.

'I thought buying the boat would make him more optimistic about the future but apparently not...'

"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Barge and Train meeting on aquaduct

'I don't see how sending out flares is going to save us.'