Sailing Enthusiasts Gifts

"Sorry Alan... you only get one set of wings."

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Piracy on a boating lake

Boat wedding.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain steering house through flood.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fishing boat.

Lighthouse Beam.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"Call me Ishmael."

Set sail

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"No, I said to swab the deck!"