Sailing Enthusiasts Mugs

"Sorry Alan... you only get one set of wings."

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Piracy on a boating lake

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Fish or Cut Bait

Fishing boat.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Call me Ishmael."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Distractions.

Set sail

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"No, I said to swab the deck!"