Yacht Enthusiasts Mugs

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

"Yes, it's my Master's boat on the trailer parked in front of the house. In five years, he's gone sailing exactly twice..."

THE BATTLE OF THE BILGE...My yacht's bigger than your yacht

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fishing boat.

Fish or Cut Bait

Lighthouse Beam.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'