Sailing Gifts

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Merle, do you think we sound stupid when we say 'aaargh'? I mean, it's not really a word, is it?'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"So are we clear, Lads? No more saluting."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Lifeboats

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

Ships about to hit the fan....

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

"You guys would not believe the crazy shit down there!"

My First Boat

'I'm only gonna say this one more time: Our only chance is self-control.'

Father Christmas's Alternative Sleigh.

"Are we there yet?"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'I said I like a good sale.'

'I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'You have a friend request.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."

'I thought buying the boat would make him more optimistic about the future but apparently not...'

One bucket in, one bucket out.

'Women and children first!'

'Aye, laddie, we do have an employee incentive program!'

'Captain! - Captain! Trouble at the pointy bit!'

'The tip of the iceberg.'

'I don't see how sending out flares is going to save us.'

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

'Personally, I don't see that management got anything out of those sensitivity training workshops.'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'