Sailors Gifts

'Aye, laddie, we do have an employee incentive program!'

How's My Driving?

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"By the way, if I don't make it I'd like a burial at sea."

Three pirates at the urinal - one looks down and says 'Ahhr, so you must be Long John Silver?!'

Eight-year-old Henry Jonas is credited with being the first child to utter the question that parents would loathe for centuries to come.

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

". . . We've been furloughed. . ."

Lesbian Mermaids

"We're almost to Britain, Captain. Might be a good time to practice your silent ARRRRs."

'It's for you!'

'I'm not one for the birds and he IS my best mate!'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'You dunderheaded swab, I said find me any empty Galleon.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

"This is it. My last quarter."

The navy's new periscope design proved very off-putting for many.

At least we're together!

Sailor Writing

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Desert Island Meals.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Servicemen.