Sailors At Heart Gifts

Feeding the ducks (it's a sailing boat).

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Lighthouse Beam.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Sailor boy

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

God save the Queen.

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"We're luckier than most people..."

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

Ship

'It's Mooby Dick'

'Bon fromage!'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

Sailor Writing

'I'm not one for the birds and he IS my best mate!'

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."