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Feeding the ducks (it's a sailing boat).

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Lighthouse Beam.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

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Sailor boy

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

God save the Queen.

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"We're luckier than most people..."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Ship

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'Bon fromage!'

'It's Mooby Dick'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'I'm not one for the birds and he IS my best mate!'

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

The Honeymooners.