Sailor Spirit T-Shirts

'It's never been in the water. He just drives it around to show off!'

A Poor Pirate Sells His Artificial Limbs.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Desert Island Meals.

Servicemen.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Bermuda Triangles

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."