Sailor Spirit Gifts

'It's never been in the water. He just drives it around to show off!'

Just humor him - he thinks every body of water is The High Seas.

A Poor Pirate Sells His Artificial Limbs.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Desert Island Meals.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Servicemen.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Bermuda Triangles

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'