Community Spirit Sailor Gifts

Soho walking society

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Vaccine Spring

Things I love about Powell River...

S.S.dot.com

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

"We're luckier than most people..."

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

Town follows the snow plough.

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

Carolling

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

WiFi on deserted island

Fruit and veg stall outside church holding harvest festival.

A Poor Pirate Sells His Artificial Limbs.

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

Face Masks

Good neighbours.

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

Row to Row

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

Bunting

Big Society, the universal sticking plaster

"Good, I can feel a slight breeze..."

'It's never been in the water. He just drives it around to show off!'

'I'm volunteering to be a customer, as part of the Big Society.'

Support your local police.

Mr. Garland and Kit