Surfer Spirit Gifts

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

"Let's go serfin' now, everybody's learning how..."

Moses on the web

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Vacation Mobile

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Edinson Cavani

'Well, did you win or what?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

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Surfing Pensioner

Gracebook.

Bad Dog

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Little League Umbrellas

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Born to be Wild

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

Capture the Flag

'It's spring - so jump about a bit!'

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

Mermaid and music

Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta