Seaside Spirit Gifts

Vacation Mobile

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Mermaid Art

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"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Sandy Floss

Plane with banner shoots at another.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Get a rockpool!

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Soho walking society

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

There it is – my dream beach house.

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

Champagne and Oysters

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shakespeare at the beach ...

Rind of the Ancient Mariner

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"I forgot blue."