Sea Captains At Heart Gifts

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lifesaver!

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Romance on the Yacht

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Distractions.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"