Sea Captain Aficionado Gifts

The Old Man and the Noodle.

Servicemen.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

On the brink.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

COWMIKAZES

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Shark food pyramid.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Lifeboat