Sea Captain Aficionado Gifts

The Old Man and the Noodle.

Servicemen.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

On the brink.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

COWMIKAZES

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Shark food pyramid.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Lifeboat